Well, rather than peed my elf it should read pea-ed my elf, I suppose. Nevertheless the out of control elf on the shelf has never been known for his diction,…
6 panel image Thinks about Grilling what my friends and I, Thinks about Grilling, what my family thinks I do, what neighbors think I do, what vegans think I do,…
Christmas Poop Tasting with Elf on the Shelf shows him with various, erm, droppings. Elf, fairy, sponge bob poop all ready for you to partake. Of course the freakish elf…
Welcome everyone! This is Weekly Blonde Jokes 7. That's seven straight weeks since we resumed the jokes. Now, writing this like a decade later, we still are around. stuff, and…
Ah yes, even blondes celebrate Valentines Day, so of course there's a blonde Valentines meme. Of course for blondes most any day is a day of love. Say, how do…
Sharknado, a stupid concept that people watched, but this, coming October 2025 is scarier. flying sharks, sharks with wings, this would be great! Hey, the 2020's are weird so why…
Child shredded meat, is it shredded by children, or IS shredded children, either way it's an #awkward #pass Delicious and classic the label says. Child shredded meat? Classic? Maybe this…
Get Crabs...Wait, so tell me again, how did you get crabs? I got my crabs from Dirty Dick's Crab House. As if the name Dirty Dicks isn't, by itself, hysterical,…
Redneck Abs New and improved instant Redneck Abs! You may have wondered to yourself how rednecks have such incredible abs? Here's how. Fitness nuts, they have six packs, rednecks tend…
Cowboy Jokes Cowboys and the old west are all part of our culture, that is, Americana. Cowboy jokes are too. so mosey on this way pard, as we have chuckle…
You know, maybe this is a product that Febreeze maker Procter & Gamble should look into. Febreeze Shitrus cuts right to the chase, after all, that is the exact smell you end…
Reindeer revenge on Santa. I suppose beans would do it, and I suppose they'd have cause, but do reindeer eat beans? And if Santa is not real, then what do…
Everyone is entitled to an opinion. If you knew me in person you would also know I have a lot of opinions, right or wrong. However, there are some things…
Divinyls Santa I Touch My Elf Divinyls Santa sings. "I don't want, anybody else. When I think about you, I touch my elf, oh oh oh"... Ah lyrics changing Santa,…