Jingle Bells Batman Smells

December 22, 2014 by 1 Comment

Jingle Bells

Jingle bells, Batman smells…

Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells Batman smells

…Robin laid an egg, the bat mobile, lost a wheel and the joker got away, hey! Picture of Batman with the caption “I don’t care what the song say, I don’t smell. Poor emo Batman smells. You know the alternate words, we all sung them at some point in place of the regular Jingle Bells lyrics. Poor Batman, he must have heard it so many times that he has developed a complex of sorts. Sneak a sniff whenever he can, the pits, his breath. The man wears a rubber suit, modern day incarnation anyway, so of course he smells! Just that Alfred’s to polite to mention it save for when it’s eye wateringly bad, and Robin, well, Robin likes it, gives him a pudgy, the dank locker room odor.