New and improved instant Redneck Abs! You may have wondered to yourself how rednecks have such incredible abs? Here’s how. Fitness nuts, they have six packs, rednecks tend to have kegs. So, what to do? The new and improved Tummy on a Fence method! Sure your abs may only stay as long as you lean on that there fence, but you can say you had abs, once upon a time. Why go to all the work of burning calories by being tired and sore when you can have Insta-Abs! Now if it can be made portable without plastic surgery inserts or something even more expensive!