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Christmas Party Elf on the Shelf
Christmas Party Elf on the Shelf? Yep, Santa had the annual Christmas party, and sure enough the Elf on the Shelf got carried away, as usual. The beer and cocktails…
Santa Needs This – Elf Storage
Santa needs this elf storage soon, I'm sure. That is unless he keeps his elves working year round, as a good capitalist might, but I doubt that, Santa seems like…
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I Wear A Size 7 Day Cruise for Those Shopping
If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7 day cruise in the Caribbean. Don't we all young lady, don't we all. And no pirate to contend…
Christmas Win Fail – Smart Use of Time
A total Christmas Win Fail. One neighbor goes all out with their decorations, a win. The other neighbor simply light us the word Ditto. Another win. In this instance I…
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Eggnog – love it or be wrong
I love eggnog, but some of you don't. Well, you're wrong. Simple as that. But let me elborate: I don't drink it with any alcohol it it, I drink it…
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Are You Done With The Bilbos?
Done with the bilbos? Cartoon of Santa, "Great! Dave finished all of his Gandolf dolls! Hey, Danny, how you coming along with the Bilbos? Well, Danny's been a bad boy.…
Awkward Redneck Family Christmas Photo
Right, so if this awkward redneck family Christmas photo doesn't give you the willies, then something is wrong with you, you're clearly not human. There is almost nothing right about…
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Santa Experiences Christmas Extortion
Funny Christmas Extortion, 3 words one does not ordinary see together, a cartoon depicting Santa drinking milk while reading a note that says the milk is poisoned, so he better…
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Elf on a Shelf Offs Frosty – Brutal!
This just in, Elf on a Shelf Offs Frosty! Caught on surveillance video, the Elf on a Shelf was caught brutally unaliving Frosty the Snowman using a cheese grater. He…
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Crack Kills – Just Ask Santa
Hey Santa, hasn't anyone told you that crack kills? So Santa sees you when you're sleeping, knows if you've been bad or good, but doesn't know he sat on an…