Santa Needs This – Elf Storage

December 23, 2014 by 1 Comment

Elf Storage – Santa Needs This

Santa needs this elf storage soon, I’m sure. That is unless he keeps his elves working year round, as a good capitalist might, but I doubt that, Santa seems like a good guy. Now that the holiday season is gone, and approaches again in a time that seems to have gotten here too soon, maybe Santa will keep his little guys in green hose working straight through, but it’s always nice to know that he has storage options. After all, can’t just turn elves loose on the world to wander, they might run for senate in Nevada and never leave.

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Santa’s Secret: The Mysterious Tacoma Elf Storage – Santa Needs This

In the hush-hush corners of Tacoma, there lies a building that has sparked myths and whispers amongst the children and the young-at-heart. As the festive season winds down and Santa’s workshop closes for inventory, the jolly man in red faces a little-known conundrum: where to store his tiny helpers? Behold the answer that has been lighting up the night (quite literally) – the Tacoma “Elf Storage.”

A Holiday Haven for Helpers

  • The Off-Season Oasis: After a long year of toy-making, cookie-eating, and reindeer-tending, Santa’s elves need a place to kick back their pointy shoes. The Tacoma Elf Storage offers just that: a seasonal resort for relaxation and recuperation, complete with miniature bunk beds and candy cane room service.

The Neon Nomenclature Mystery

  • A Sign From Above: One might say the neon lights are a beacon of rest for the weary elf, a signal that reads “vacancy” in the most festive of glows. But locals know it’s simply a case of a burnt-out ‘S’, transforming a mundane sign for “self-storage” into a magical marquee for elfin accommodations.Fire TV stick 4K ad image on the funny Elf Storage - Santa Needs This image post

Santa’s Best-Kept Secret

  • The Workshop’s Witness Protection: Elves, known for their toy-making prowess, have also been known to dabble in impish deeds. The Tacoma Elf Storage can serve as a secretive hideaway for elves who’ve gone a tad rogue – a place where they can lay low until the sugar rush settles.
  • The Yearly Exodus: Come December 26th, the streets of Tacoma would be suspiciously silent, save for the soft patter of miniature feet making their way to their holiday hiatus haven. With their duties done, they can disappear into the facility, leaving behind nothing but a sprinkle of glitter and the faint smell of gingerbread.

So, next time you’re in Tacoma and the glimmer of neon catches your eye, give a wink and a nod to the Tacoma Elf Storage – the North Pole’s annex for all things elf. Just remember, what happens in elf storage stays in elf storage… until next Christmas.


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♬ Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree – Brenda Lee

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