Santa Christmas Extortion
Funny Christmas Extortion, 3 words one does not ordinary see together, a cartoon depicting Santa drinking milk while reading a note that says the milk is poisoned, so he better leave a bike if he wants the antidote. Bet the little brat would do that regardless if he knew Santa was really mom or dad. Another sure bet, the kid gets the bike and Santa no longer drinks milk at this house. Last sure bet, Santa arranges for a squad ESF, Elf Special Forces, to return and take the bike back, replacing it with a box of razor blades, coal and ugly Christmas sweaters.