Redneck baby chair
Alright y’all, here you go, a gen-you-wine watermelon thingamajiggy, all for the low low price of $9.99. Or a redneck baby chair photo with teething ring anyway. Sounds like something Mr. Haney from Green Acres would be selling. It hardly gets any more redneck than this, but you have to admit, pretty ingenious! The little tike can’t go anywhere, but there is the problem of having to hold the thing upright all the time. Oh, and that it’s useful for only maybe 24 hours before decay makes it saggy. So I’m going our on a ledge here and say this is not really redneck at all, because rednecks tens to improvise things that last forever. Probably some danged yankeee made this.