Redneck bath image in the kitchen sink, but normals (the rest of us) would at least take the dishes out first, right? My mom gave me sink baths too, no…
This is so wrong, in so many ways, but I think Mike likes it. He has a pretty big grin going anyway. Come Honor Faith, a pleasant and noble paradigm,…
Well, rather than peed my elf it should read pea-ed my elf, I suppose. Nevertheless the out of control elf on the shelf has never been known for his diction,…
6 panel image Thinks about Grilling what my friends and I, Thinks about Grilling, what my family thinks I do, what neighbors think I do, what vegans think I do,…
Christmas Poop Tasting with Elf on the Shelf shows him with various, erm, droppings. Elf, fairy, sponge bob poop all ready for you to partake. Of course the freakish elf…
In this Christmas meme image the elf on a shelf says he's not gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks. Meanwhile, he is kneeling in his glory hole. Yeah, I'm…
Redneck anti-terrorist training You know, I'm going to go a different direction here. Normally I'd be glib about an image, but this one I can't be for a lot of…
Redneck baby chair Alright y'all, here you go, a gen-you-wine watermelon thingamajiggy, all for the low low price of $9.99. Or a redneck baby chair photo with teething ring anyway.…
Bucky Builder special Smoothie Challenge Ok, we asked AI about this video, a ,little bummed at what it came back with "As of my last training data in January 2022,…
You've probably had potted meat, it's like Underwood Deviled Ham. Well, this is Potted Meat Twinkies, a delight everywhere! You love twinkies, you like potted mat, dig in! However, you…
New at the country grocer near you, Redneck Hamburger Helper! I mean Squirrel Helper! Just add some fresh or frozen squirrel (for those of you northerners hankering for a taste…
Hump Day Humor Welcome to the first of our hump day humor posts, straight from our archives! We know that Monday stinks, and Wednesday, or Hump Day (getting over the…
Dear Morning People Seriously, dear morning people, honest question, what the hell is wrong with you? As a night owl, I struggle to understand how morning people can function so…
Blondes and blonde jokes Poor blonde, she hears blonde jokes and tries pretends to understand them. She fails. It's like Star Trek's data trying to grasp humor. Never gonna happen.…
Unclear Concept Hey there, friends! Do you ever come across an unclear concept that just doesn't quite make sense to you? Maybe it's something you've read about online or a…