Redneck Calamari

Is this redneck calamari? A hot dog by any other name is still a hot dog, lol. Ok, go ahead, make it squid looking, sort of, still a hot dog. And the green beans, you can have them, but I’ll take the kraft macaroni and cheese on that there plate! As inventive and clever as this is, I can only think it’s the work of a redneck, probably a dad. Nothing on here is too difficult to prepare, and the hot gods are pure genius. Some ketchup (or maybe shrimp cocktail sauce?) and some mustard on the plate and boom, high falutin eats.