Typical scene with Santa in a mall, the kids sitting on Santa's lap. But this kid is a Christmas Tattler. I've been good, but Billy's been jerking off! you know…
Why Santa never shaves, a timeless question. This is why. would you shave with an elephant man looking face like that? No you wouldn't. Total freak looking north pole man.…
Washington Crossing the Delaware is the image for this funny image. America Crossing It says: America: we will kill you in your sleep on Christmas. Happy Birthday America! I have…
Here is a genius Christmas Tip. Wrap empty boxes for presents, and when your kid misbehaves or doesn't listen, throw one in the fire. Watch how fast they start behaving!…
The gift that keeps on giving? Give her crabs for Christmas. I'm going to guess that will go very, very badly. I'll pass on this gift idea. I'll get her…
Yall every seen redneck Christmas stockings? I don't mean the good socks rednecks wear to church. but the ones hanging for Santa to fill. How about Walmart bags? Reusable Grocery…
McEyebrows The new McEyebrows, I'm thinking, well, I'm not lovin it. The new waxing center next to McDonalds leaves a lot to be desired, but so far as brand recognition…
Saw Mom and Dad Wrestling I saw mom and dad wrestling. Dad's winning. Really sticking it to mom. And guess what, that will make you scarred for life! Therapy is…
Dress for the mid 80s The weatherman said dress for the mid 80s. Well, this get up would work from the late 70's too. I absolutely dressed like this, high…
Redneck Dogs Is this that famous trio, Curly, Larry and Moe, the redneck dogs? I doubt it, more like Cletus, Zeke and Billy Bob, but whatever their names these guys…
Redneck Dog House This works as a redneck dog house, sure, but it is an afterthought, I'm pretty sure. The shell was stored, the table stored, so some redneck said…
Redneck dog What makes a good redneck dog? Not an easy answer, but we'll break it down some. First one has to understand that "Rednecks" really aren't any particular ethnicity.…
Funny Septic Truck Sign Funny Septic Truck Sign, wow, I would never have thought of this, what an imaginative sign! This is a play on words school bus. Additionally it…
Redneck protester - get a brain morans! With a funny sign. I'm thinking the redneck protester may have his doo rag a little too tight. What he meant to says…
Redneck Rabbits Redneck rabbits say "Eff the Easter Bunny, he ain't nothin'!" Like human rednecks they tend to have a gazillion offspring, but at least you won't catch the rabbit…
Redneck swimming pool You could easily call this redneck swimming pool a car pool, that kind of is what it is, but you have to hand it to these rednecks,…