We Love Independence. Funny Thomas Jefferson image for fourth of July, I gave them bitches independence, bitches love independence. Why, yes sir, we do. Yet, we are not free enough.…
Great sweater, unless, of course, it's not a pull over sweater but a skin suit made of what is actually left of your roommate, then, yeah, not so much. I'm actually…
The creepy best man, as seen in the background, always neat, always alert. Yeah, he is creepy. Maybe it's just the facial hair. Nope, not the eyes either. He's a…
Funny fighting pumpkin Come At Me Bro image, the savage pumpkin has won at least one serious bout, holding up the skull of a foe. The warrior pumpkin proves his…
Always Wear Pajamas! I used to be that guy, nekkid in the sheets. Summer, winter, whatever. Then one day I realized, Always wear pajamas. What if the house caught fire?…
Hand Sanitizer Funny Hand Sanitizer labeled with tag line "maybe you touched your genitals." Because nobody really knows what anybody else has been touching all day. Well, says a lot…
Willie Nelson Looking Normal Only in this setting is Willie Nelson looking normal. I mean, totally. And that setting? Sesame Street, of course. Bert, Earnie, Cookie Monster, Oscar the Grouch,…
Grab Me Now Grab Me Now while you can! The things that make you say "Oh thank heaven, for seven eleven."Â Erm, oh, never mind. Funny how little tiny mis-spellings can…
The Persian Rugs Jeeves, put out the good rugs, the Persian rugs, I with to drag my anus across them. Yes, the Monopoly Monocle man's dog held a lot of…
Outliving the Warranty That is what getting older really is, outliving the warranty. I just had a birthday and I can tell you, each year it seems like something or…
Office Jokes In this we bring you the first re-posting from our OFA, or Office Jokes Archives in lay terms. These have added items after having been stored in our servers…
Next opponent for Jake Paul Well, it had to happen sooner or later, the next opponent for Jake Paul, he's on the hunt for his next beat down. This will…
No Airbags Needed This is captioned No airbags needed - we die like real men. As you can see, the blade says "Avoid sudden Stops" Very good advice! Maybe a…