Redneck bath image in the kitchen sink, but normals (the rest of us) would at least take the dishes out first, right? My mom gave me sink baths too, no…
This is so wrong, in so many ways, but I think Mike likes it. He has a pretty big grin going anyway. Come Honor Faith, a pleasant and noble paradigm,…
Well, rather than peed my elf it should read pea-ed my elf, I suppose. Nevertheless the out of control elf on the shelf has never been known for his diction,…
6 panel image Thinks about Grilling what my friends and I, Thinks about Grilling, what my family thinks I do, what neighbors think I do, what vegans think I do,…
Christmas Poop Tasting with Elf on the Shelf shows him with various, erm, droppings. Elf, fairy, sponge bob poop all ready for you to partake. Of course the freakish elf…
Everyone is entitled to an opinion. If you knew me in person you would also know I have a lot of opinions, right or wrong. However, there are some things…
Divinyls Santa I Touch My Elf Divinyls Santa sings. "I don't want, anybody else. When I think about you, I touch my elf, oh oh oh"... Ah lyrics changing Santa,…
Santa Ouch OOOOF! HO HO HO, MERRY OOOOF! Santa ouch. Santa was just cruising along, minding his own business when he suffered a rare collision. I don't know what airline this…
Skinny Jeans Men Hey, Skinny Jeans Men, you know there's a limit, right? First of all, skinny jeans make you look non-manly. Second, in this non-binary age, when you get…
Thai Chinese Restaurant Sign goes too far? It's very rare that you can visit a place and upload and download at the same time, as this funny Thai Chinese restaurant…
A redneck fire alarm in all it's glory. Nonsense you say, that's a jiffy pop popcorn on that wall. Â Now stop, think... I'm pretty sure nobody would do this in…
Uncle Daddy Uncle Daddy? Redneck meme says Uncle Daddy and me gonna have a us a nephson. Whoo wee, you sho riskin birf defecs. Hay, I thinks I seen yer…
I sprayed Febreze in my bathroom, now it smells like Shitrus, says this Sean Connery meme. Read it in his voice and yep, you can even hear him saying it.…