We Love Independence. Funny Thomas Jefferson image for fourth of July, I gave them bitches independence, bitches love independence. Why, yes sir, we do. Yet, we are not free enough.…
Great sweater, unless, of course, it's not a pull over sweater but a skin suit made of what is actually left of your roommate, then, yeah, not so much. I'm actually…
The creepy best man, as seen in the background, always neat, always alert. Yeah, he is creepy. Maybe it's just the facial hair. Nope, not the eyes either. He's a…
Funny fighting pumpkin Come At Me Bro image, the savage pumpkin has won at least one serious bout, holding up the skull of a foe. The warrior pumpkin proves his…
Snowgirl, did you have some work done this winter? I think so, and so does everyone else. This is a cartoon of a snow man girl with large boobs, being…
Ok, this Christmas painting makes it clear, answers the question, why does Santa hurt? Because frosty is giving him the business! Bad Frosty! Of course Santa is at the pain…
As the caption says, so my city just got decorated with Christmas dicks. Lit holly with a handle on ornaments admittedly looks like dicks. Lots of dicks. So, I guess…
Bow Chicka Wow Wow? Christmas photobomb dogs have zero shame and give zero forks. While everyone is saying cheese, the dogs are saying oof, oof, oof. I have one of…
Typical scene with Santa in a mall, the kids sitting on Santa's lap. But this kid is a Christmas Tattler. I've been good, but Billy's been jerking off! you know…
Why Santa never shaves, a timeless question. This is why. would you shave with an elephant man looking face like that? No you wouldn't. Total freak looking north pole man.…
Washington Crossing the Delaware is the image for this funny image. America Crossing It says: America: we will kill you in your sleep on Christmas. Happy Birthday America! I have…
Here is a genius Christmas Tip. Wrap empty boxes for presents, and when your kid misbehaves or doesn't listen, throw one in the fire. Watch how fast they start behaving!…
The gift that keeps on giving? Give her crabs for Christmas. I'm going to guess that will go very, very badly. I'll pass on this gift idea. I'll get her…
Yall every seen redneck Christmas stockings? I don't mean the good socks rednecks wear to church. but the ones hanging for Santa to fill. How about Walmart bags? Reusable Grocery…