Whatya mean that’s not a Muppet? Behold—the moment your eyes betray you. At first glance, you’d be forgiven for thinking Jim Henson himself was sitting on this bench, prepping Miss Piggy for a surprise courtroom appearance. But no, dear friend… this is not a muppet.
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This is, in fact, a very real human being, just out here minding her business, possibly paying bills or waiting for a DMV clerk to ruin her day. But the universe, in its infinite sense of humor, decided to give her the aesthetic of an unholy alliance between Animal and Waldorf. The poofy platinum hair, the oversized sunglasses perched like googly eyes, and the thick coat that seems one felt stitch away from a Muppet workshop—it’s all working too well.
Her posture is the cherry on top. That bend, that focus, that mysterious paper-object she’s working with—it’s giving “Kermit’s taxes are late.” And the crossed legs with socks and sandals combo? Bold. Stylish. Possibly illegal in 14 fashion-forward countries. Still, not a muppet.
You can almost hear the voice in your head: “Mmmyeaaaah, I’ll have two tickets to the 2:30 bingo game, hun.” But again… not a muppet.
This is the magic of public seating areas. You walk in expecting boredom, and suddenly you’re in a live-action Muppet multiverse reboot. If life is a stage, this bench is center spotlight—and she’s serving main character energy wrapped in felt-core glam.
So next time you do a double-take in a waiting room, remember: it’s not Kermit’s long-lost aunt. It’s just someone out here vibing with confidence, sass, and perhaps a slight resemblance to a children’s TV icon. But make no mistake… this is definitely not a muppet.
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