Poor Bad Luck Brian
Bad luck Brian gets his first pubic hair. At 35? Then it peed? What, tell me already!
Awww, not that’s just gross, bad luck Brian gets his first pubic hair in his salad. That’s the kind of thing that would happen to, um, this guy I know, yeah. You might be surprised at the stuff that can end up in peoples food, even salads. If you’ve ever worked food, you know this is true, not necessarily pubes though, that takes an extraordinary effort and a lot of meanness to pull off. I don’t think I could ever do that to anyone, even Brian.