Crack Kills Hey Santa, hasn't anyone told you that crack kills? So Santa sees you when you're sleeping, knows if you've been bad or good, but doesn't know he sat…
Monday Holiday Monday holiday - This could be many Monday's, like Labor day, but whatever. Enjoy the day off, you, or someone, earned it. All Mondays are evil otherwise. Exciting…
The work never ends. Pick up at the hospital, off the coroners, new load to the funeral home, then restock the plastic wrap on board the redneck hearse tailgate. Bring…
Bill Clinton on Hump Day Funny Bill Clinton on Hump Day Wednesday meme image, when he was president every day was hump day. This is what Bill has to say…
School Started After Labor Day I do remember this. School started after labor day! And back then there was none of this 3 week "winter break" crap. No "half day…
Funny Auto Correct Sign Clever, humorous signs are a plus, like this funny auto correct sign is, because they capture the attention of people who may become new customers, and…
Bad Luck Brian Touched By Jesus Bad luck Brian touched by Jesus, however this would be pronounces Hay Seuss, and it occurs in a Mexican jail. Poor Brian, at it…
Hillbilly Redneck Thanksgiving A Feast of Rustic Delights! Welcome, y'all, to the ultimate guide for hosting a Hillbilly Redneck Thanksgiving! Forget your fancy turducken and quinoa salads; we're about to…
The Gnoming Dead In honor of The Walking dead returning to the air this weekend, we present The Gnoming Dead. Will A&E pick up this new show? It's every bit…