Male Made Candy Hearts
These would be male made candy hearts, if ever such a product existed.
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However no man would likely last long with this sort of product being around or presented. Standard candy hearts, we all remember them as kids, had cutsie saying and captions on them. There are more like locker room banter candy hearts. Thus, yeah, these would get men in all kinds of trouble with the ladies, not a prospect that any normal man would relish, so we’ll all leave these to the theater of the mind, rather than the gift ideas for Valentines day.