Two Chickens in Parrot Ties The Eddie Money song where he sings I've got two tickets to Paradise misheard as I've got two chickens in parrot ties? I suppose anything…
Baby Stingrays Hey there, folks! Are you ready for some weird and wacky talk about the ocean? Buckle up, because we're about to dive into the world of baby stingrays.…
Stingray Causes Years Of Therapy Personally I don't like to touch slithery things, fish included. The stingray causes years of therapy, yes, fully believable and funny! Poor girl, you can…
Restaurant named Lick-A-Chick? Realistically I'd rather bite into and chew a cooked chicken...oh, I see what those clever restaurateurs did, they put a sexual innuendo into their name, got it,…
Rocket Man Lyrics Rocket Man lyrics funny misheard lyrics image with Elton singing Rocket Maaaaan and the sesame street Swedish chef singing blurbin flippity doo der borkin sclooooan. As one…
Coke Termination After being deemed too white, the famous coca cola drinking polar bear was given his coke termination. So sad that it came to that. But that ain't all…
41 Miles a Gallon A picture of a PBR can is captioned "the average human walks 900 miles a year and drinks 22 gallons of beer. Which means the average…