Lick a Chicken
Realistically I’d rather bite into and chew a cooked chicken…oh, I see what those clever restaurateurs did, they put a sexual innuendo into their name, got it, lick a chicken. Ok, well in that case I’d no problem at all frequenting this fine establishment. Yep, lick a chick en and hob nob with perverted business owners. |
I can see their specials now, Hot Legs and Sultry Thighs Bucket, $9.99, The “Heaving Breasts Basket, $12.99” Oh, I wonder if the food is any good. A name like that, yeah, probably.