Redneck Horseshoes Did you know there is an actual product named Redneck Horseshoes? I didn't either until recently, and I tried to see if I could buy an example of…
This redneck car door lock is typical of what a redneck does when his car door lock breaks, improvisation. That is what rednecks are great at. There's the right way…
Officer: "What's your name son." Man: "Hal. Officer: "What is that, short for Harold?" Man: "No sir, Halitosis is my full first name." Officer: "Whew, I can tell why..." Do…
Happy hump day! The Happy Hump Day Lions sure feel that way. He is hopping up and saying You're Welcome! Ah, if only hump day was like this. Except not…
The new McEyebrows, I'm thinking, well, I'm not lovin it. The new waxing center next to McDonalds leaves a lot to be desired, but so far as brand recognition right…
I saw mom and dad wrestling. Dad's winning. Really sticking it to mom. And guess what, that will make you scarred for life! Therapy is a forgone conclusion to be…
Dress for the mid 80s The weatherman said dress for the mid 80s. Well, this get up would work from the late 70's too. I absolutely dressed like this, high…
Redneck Dogs Is this that famous trio, Curly, Larry and Moe, the redneck dogs? I doubt it, more like Cletus, Zeke and Billy Bob, but whatever their names these guys…
Redneck Dog House This works as a redneck dog house, sure, but it is an afterthought, I'm pretty sure. The shell was stored, the table stored, so some redneck said…