Trumps Dog – Doggle Trump

April 20, 2024 by No Comments

Trumps Dog – Doggle Trump

Like the Donald wants to do things to America, Trumps dog, Doggle Trump, wants to do likewise with dog parks. “I will build a great dog park, and the cats will pay for it.

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Canine Campaign Promises: Making Dog Parks Great Again!

In a stunning twist of political tail-wagging, the nation’s newest candidate has just announced a bold platform: “I will build a great dog park, and the cats will pay for it.” Yes, you heard it right. In a world where pups are partisan and kitties caucus, one charismatic canine, resembling a certain former President, is barking up the right tree with promises that have tails wagging nationwide.

Meet the bark-itect of this grand proposal, the four-legged fur-ball of fervor, affectionately known as Trump’s dog doppelgänger. With a tuft of golden fur atop his head and a red tie that symbolizes the leash of leadership, this doggo is here to “Make Dog Parks Great Again!”

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The slogan is catchy, the cause is noble, and the campaign trail is covered in kibble. This pup is not just running for the fire hydrant at the corner of Bark Avenue and Furry Street; he’s sprinting straight for the Oval Pawffice. His policy? A utopia of endless fetch, hydrants galore, and squirrels that are just slow enough to catch.

Let’s pause for a moment to ponder the logistics. How will the cats be convinced to cough up the cash for such a canine dream? Negotiations are expected to be tense, with plenty of hissing and meowing over the fine print. But this dogged diplomat has a plan that includes catnip tariffs and a laser pointer trade agreement.

Social media is ablaze with hashtags #BarkTheVote and #YesWeCanine, as pups of all breeds don their own tiny ties and take to their hind legs in support. From the Yorkies in New York to the Boxers in Boston, the movement is gathering steam and quite possibly some drool.

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Meanwhile, the feline community is arching its collective back at the notion. “We will not pay for the dog park,” declares a Siamese spokes-cat, “but we may consider donating some old yarn balls and that thing we dragged in from the backyard last week.”

As the debate rages on, Trump’s dog doppelgänger remains poised and presidential, with a bark that resonates, “This land is your land, this land is my land, from the doggy daycare to the poodle salon, from the forest trails to the grassy yards.” His vision is clear, his convictions strong, and his coat just the right shade of political gold.

So remember, when you’re out walking your own furry campaigner and they stop to sniff the political winds, take a moment to dream of a place where the grass is always green, the bowls are always full, and the cats…well, they’ll figure it out. It’s time to fetch the future, one paw-litical promise at a time. And to that, we say: Let’s roll over and play democracy!


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