Septic Milk Tanker Truck

Mmmmm, if septic milk is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

Who hasn’t dreamed of a tall frothy glass of septic milk? Bubbly, frosty, or sometimes warmed just before bedtime. Or maybe dunking cookies into on a hot summer day. Yes, septic milk is something I just can’t get enough of.
Seriously, these folks, the truck owner, has a serious wicked sense of humor. I’d love to sit down with them and have a beer, but not milk, no thank you. On the other hand let’s say that perhaps they DO haul milk on the weekends. Could be another set of truck, or maybe there some sort of super high tech way to clean a septic truck to the point where it can safely haul milk. Naaaaw, it has to be a joke! Right? Maybe, maybe not. That’s a lot like brewing gin in your toilet. You could, but why?