At this redneck wedding the catering is suspect, but you know, I don’t have much of a problem with this, especially now that Twinkies, Ding Dongs, hostess cupcakes and HoHos are back. I love them all. Hmmm, do you suppose the HoHos has a passive aggressive meaning? Just below the Ding Dongs?
The clothes though, another story. This is a HUGE event, dress the part! If not for you and your future (or maybe present?) children, for your guests! The mullet? Bzzzzz! wrong answer. Mullets have always bothered me, “Business in the front, party in the rear!” Sounds like something a gigilo might say. Sleeveless jacket and torn jeans? Nope. The redneck dog though, the dog is a nice touch. Love the trailer in the background too, very much enhances the authenticity. And the girl, good for you, white dress and all!