Redneck Pickup Line

Smooth Redneck and his Pickup Line

I can just see this guy, shirtless, mullet and all, using this redneck pickup line at the next family reunion. He’d probably add “You and me, that makes 3 teeth all together. Let’s make us a baby.”

Redneck Pickup Line
Redneck Pickup Line

This is actually a meme, one of which I remember seeing was the caption about he and his girlfriend broke up, but she said they could still be cousins. Sad isn’t it, but funny because there could well be an ounce of truth buried in there somewhere.
Anyway, you see this guy trolling your trailer park looking to bump uglies on the midnight trampoline, best make sure your healthcare is covered.

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