Open the Pizza Box? Uh, yeah…

THAT’s what I’ve been doing wrong all this time!

Open box first, huh? There’s so much going wrong here. First off, at least where I live the pizza box often tastes better than the pizza itself. More to the point, you have to OPEN the pizza box pictured first to see the print telling you to open the box before eating the pizza because the print is IN the box!!! Seriously, have we really gotten this dumb? Are we really this de-evolved that things like this are necessary? Honestly, in this area we really have gotten this dumb.