When people say eat more seafood When When people tell me to eat more seafood, or any seafood, I try to make pigs, chickens, and cows swim. If God meant…
Not Christmas Yet Those folks who are all "Hey, it's October, Merry Christmas! No, it's not Christmas yet. Or the countdown that begins in July? Ugh. This is a way…
I Pulled Grandpas Finger! Never Again! Well, he got you once, Pulled Grandpas Finger, but you know that is the last time every you will be fooled with the finger…
Goats Are Like Mushrooms Goats are like mushrooms. If I shoot a duck. I'm scared of toasters. Yep, that's our president. Joe Biden's not running the country, but really, who…
Mothers Day Worship Me While yes, I have known mothers like this, the vast majority are not all "It's mothers day worship me!" sorts of folks. On the other hand,…
Your Stripper Name is - Tell us, we're dying to hear! This funny Image meme says your stripper name is the color of your underwear and the last thing you…
Mothers Day Good Mother A Mothers Day Good Mother? If you have to ask, maybe not, but if you get the child's name wrong the answer is probably no. Frustrated…