Redneck Car Door Lock This redneck car door lock is typical of what a redneck does when his car door lock breaks, improvisation. That is what rednecks are great at.…
Morning Breath Explained Officer: "What's your name son." Man: "Hal. Officer: "What is that, short for Harold?" Man: "No sir, Halitosis is my full first name." Officer: "Whew, I can…
Happy Hump Day Lions Happy hump day! The Happy Hump Day Lions sure feel that way. He is hopping up and saying You're Welcome! Ah, if only hump day was…
McEyebrows The new McEyebrows, I'm thinking, well, I'm not lovin it. The new waxing center next to McDonalds leaves a lot to be desired, but so far as brand recognition…
Saw Mom and Dad Wrestling I saw mom and dad wrestling. Dad's winning. Really sticking it to mom. And guess what, that will make you scarred for life! Therapy is…
Dress for the mid 80s The weatherman said dress for the mid 80s. Well, this get up would work from the late 70's too. I absolutely dressed like this, high…
Redneck Dogs Is this that famous trio, Curly, Larry and Moe, the redneck dogs? I doubt it, more like Cletus, Zeke and Billy Bob, but whatever their names these guys…
Redneck Dog House This works as a redneck dog house, sure, but it is an afterthought, I'm pretty sure. The shell was stored, the table stored, so some redneck said…
Redneck dog What makes a good redneck dog? Not an easy answer, but we'll break it down some. First one has to understand that "Rednecks" really aren't any particular ethnicity.…