Face Valentines Day- this will have to do
Face Valentines Day image says words can't describe my ,love for you I guess this face will have to do. Frightening, to say the least, if you ask me. Do…
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Naughty Valentines Candy – Sayings Too Good!
Many of these are exactly the naughty valentines candy that they should make. Favorites here? Turd eatr, mis take, quit life. I LOVE these and need them in my life..…
Valentines Day Patrick Starfish
Awwww, Valentines Day Patrick is so....thoughtful. Maybe not the sharpest, tool in the shed, and he certainly lack eloquence, but hey, he's a frigging starfish, so yeah. They aren't known…
Happy New Year to Dwight
Happy new year Dwight, you pain in the butt. Such a simple term to return, Dwight replies Wrong, the happiness of the upcoming year has yet to be determined. Party…
Happy New Year Rent Due Today
Right, so the parties, frivolity, staying up until the wee hours, and BTW happy new year rent due! House payment usually too. Well, I'll be dogged if that don't bring…
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Valentines Day Prose – A Poem
Just don't do it, steer clear of Valentines Day Prose and poems and all that sit to pee stuff. View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ Let the pros handle it, there's…
Corporate Valentines Day for Greed
Happy corporate Valentines day image says, so you think Valentines day is just a corporate holiday. Tell me about your girlfriend. View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ Guys, this is just…
Happy Minion New Year to You
Happy minion new year - Before I get drunk, again, dance on the bar again, lose my phone again, get naked again, and get arrested, let me wish you a…
The Best New Year’s Eve Party
The irony is, the best new year's eve party you will ever attend happens to be the one you don't remember. Well shoot, I don't remember any of them! fur…
New Year’s Toast to you all!
A new year's toast. To my friends - I wish peace, love, and health blah blah. Screw that! I wish you lots of sex, booze, orgasms, and hope you win…