Christmas Douche man. Hey, mega blocks are not the same thing as Legos, douche. Legos are the same as legos, nothing else. Few things were as infuriating as running across…
How do you make the best Christmas tree ever? Make it a Jack Daniels Christmas tree display in a liquor store. That in unless you are anti alcohol, them maybe…
Yep, years later he was still on the go, even without his youthful vigor. Timeless as all get-out, Santa is. For comparison, Redneck Santa, the Early Years is included too.…
Those folks who are all "Hey, it's October, Merry Christmas! No, it's not Christmas yet. Or the countdown that begins in July? Ugh. This is a way to deal with…
While yes, I have known mothers like this, the vast majority are not all "It's mothers day worship me!" sorts of folks. On the other hand, if space faring aliens…
A Mothers Day Good Mother? If you have to ask, maybe not, but if you get the child's name wrong the answer is probably no. Frustrated name getting wrong, whole…
KTEL Records presents Mike Tyson's Christmas Album, where Mike croons your Christina's Favorites, such as Thilver Bellth, Thilent Night, Frosthty the Thnoman. Christmas Elf Behaving Badly Plush Toy Christmas Doll…
Happy Mothers Day Wine! Not whine. Give your mother a nice bottle of wine for Mothers day, after all, you're the reason she drinks. Sure, she'll deny it, then promptly…