He's scared of Chuck Norris, how sweet. Every night before bed the boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Probably under his bed too. Chuck in the closet?, no, the…
Which do you choose? The man cave or study? Elegance on one hand, perceived wisdom even, versus the playground sensibilities of the man cave. I choose the man cave hands…
Think of the puppies. If you don’t, you’ll regret it, this is cruel and unusual, a painful death, to be sure. The commercials are bad enough one at a time!…
What is a flex? The deniers and self absorbed will deny this, but the fact of the matter is that the image is 100% correct. Self flagellating things are not…
I have Reservations. Not to eat here, but about eating at a placed named this. Fatal Restaurant? Yikes! How about Soylent Green? Or maybe Eat Me. Bite Me. You’re For…
The longer you look at it, the funnier it gets. You're drunk Hercules, go home. Just like any good redneck, it looks like old Herc could not handle both gatherings…
One Hung Bunny is surely inappropriate for most of the ages that are into beanie babies, I’m thinking this is a customized job, as I have never seen this in…
Vanished in the wild, Professor Oldman, Bob, was searching the rainforests for a cure to all of humanity's diseases and discomfort. This is the last known photo of him, smiling…
I do believe this explains a lot about desserts! Stressed is desserts in reverse! Yep, so I’m going to have dessert after all, it has a BUILT IN excuse! This…