Don’t Shoplift!

Think of the puppies. If you don’t, you’ll regret it, this is cruel and unusual, a painful death, to be sure. The commercials are bad enough one at a time! And besides, getting shot and locked away for a long time would be bad too, but you may prefer that!

You know, her commercials for the ASPCA are a huge asset in saving innocent animals, but the thing is, they are just way too long. Whenever people see one come up on their TV screen everyone lets out a long, low, collective groan, even if said groan is only in their head, it is still there.