Redneck Twerk

Redneck Twerk: that is a set of words that can bring to mind all sorts of odd depravity, a sobering, shudder inducing proposition, but in this case it is Twerk defined by a redneck.

Okay, so his definition of that phrase isn’t so bad after all. Stupid, but it could have been much worse. Hell, he may never have even heard of twerking, and he’d be better for it. Come to think of it, I’m not sure I could define it, it’s not dancing, it’s like, like, a butt seizure. Taze somebody in the buttocks and boom, twerking. So he’s gonna have himself a few beers before getting back twerk.