Hey Santa, hasn’t anyone told you that crack kills? So Santa sees you when you’re sleeping, knows if you’ve been bad or good, but doesn’t know he sat on an elf that’s now wedged in his butt? How fat is Santa anyway? He can’t sense the elf because the elf is long dead, but another question, Santa’s placing four missing signs, yeah? Who but Santa and the elves that live with him alone at the north pole (some kinky stuff going on there, ya think?) would even see these signs? Ah, I see, Santa knows, yes he does, and he’s covering his tracks.
Christmas Elf Behaving Badly Plush Toy Christmas Doll | 12 Inches <- Amazon Associates Link
For more stuff like the funny crack kills post follow us on Facebook and Friendslr and Twitter for new stuff nearly every day! Or, right here on Laughshop.com, or course. However, we’re so old we even have a MySpace page!
Visit Bucky’s Amazon store front!
Oh my gosh, I remember this like it was yesterday! PE Teachers then and now.… Read More
We all know at least one cat lady, with dozens of cats, and they are… Read More
Ok, not to cause problems or be a stickler, but isn't ALL water, well, dietary???… Read More
Will Rogers said, When I die I want to die like my grandfather who peacefully… Read More
The Father And Son Photobomb, a special moment hilariously ruined by the dorks in the… Read More
Why do people watch NASA launches? It's awesome? Nothing else to watch? Nope, it could… Read More
This website uses cookies.