Goats Are Like Mushrooms Goats are like mushrooms. If I shoot a duck. I'm scared of toasters. Yep, that's our president. Joe Biden's not running the country, but really, who…
Mothers Day Worship Me While yes, I have known mothers like this, the vast majority are not all "It's mothers day worship me!" sorts of folks. On the other hand,…
Mothers Day Good Mother A Mothers Day Good Mother? If you have to ask, maybe not, but if you get the child's name wrong the answer is probably no. Frustrated…
A1 Kinky Cattle Bringing the sauce back into saucy, this bull strolls in with a bottle of A1 steak sauce. A1 Kinky Cattle! She, the cow, is not put off…
Winning an Internet Argument - Spelling With the keyboard warriors out there, one tactic they like to smugly use is pointing out an inevitable internet argument spelling error. Phone keys…
Kinky is vs Perverted is Funny meme says Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Very sound logic, and I completely agree! Now can someone explain…
Virginity I Choose You - a Pokemon Default Holding his stuffed whatever it is, pokemon? This young un makes his choice clear, virginity I choose you. Pokemon repellant? And you…
Happy Wife Happy Life Happy Wife Happy Life - Red from that 70's show has some wisdom for the ages: nothing rhymes with happy husband, welcome to married life dumbass.…
Your opinion is yours Your opinion is yours, and you are entitled to it, but you are not entitled to tell me what my opinion must be. Take that Hollywood…