Gazelle Swift Gazelle swift? Once upon a time. This says, I'm as swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. Run over by a land rover. 8 days ago.…
Son in law gets a Wanker Shirt He was so proud, saying "My mother-in-law sent me this shirt all the way from England. She must really like me, I think…
Use Gas Prices as an Expensive Date With gas prices being what they are, that can add to an expensive date, so when she wants to go somewhere expensive, just…
Garden Gnoming Dead As if garden gnomes aren't creepy enough, picture an army of them looking like this specimen roaming free eating people. The Gnoming Dead is scary! Exciting Kitchen…
Chuck Norris on Mars Funny Chuck Norris on mars meme with a picture of Norris captioned "Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why there are there are no signs…
Braided Mullets Braided mullets are your best option when you wake up in the morning and think to yourself, how can I look retarded today? It's that or drive a…
How I Look Driving How many people think, this is how I look driving, vs how they really look. Thinking they're looking all cool when it fact they are poster…
Valentines Day Funeral Oh how romantic, Valentines Day funeral planning! You know what they say, you can't take Fun out of Funeral. So, get her/him, that thing they have always…
Frankly Black Betty Funny Rhett Butler Gone with the Wind meme combines with the song Black betty with gone with the wind frankly black Betty I don't give a rambalamb.…
Kids are soft today We grew up with jungle gyms, monkey bars, teeter totters, and round carousel wheels of death. If we fell, we fell in sand. Maybe. Kids are…