Sexy Ribs? Sexy ribs? Sex does sell ribs and pretty much everything else, so why not? Korean BBQ paired with Sex Machine sign seems an odd choice. I'll bypass this…
The Gilligans Island myth - the boat used as the S.S. Minnow in Gilligan's Isle was a 1964 Wheeler was a cruising speed of 12 knots. Which means they couldn't…
Dog Munchies When your dogs have the munchies it's time to question what was really in your sock drawer. Parsley huh, well well, the pets looks says that is a…
Always Wear Pajamas! I used to be that guy, nekkid in the sheets. Summer, winter, whatever. Then one day I realized, Always wear pajamas. What if the house caught fire?…
Hand Sanitizer Funny Hand Sanitizer labeled with tag line "maybe you touched your genitals." Because nobody really knows what anybody else has been touching all day. Well, says a lot…
Willie Nelson Looking Normal Only in this setting is Willie Nelson looking normal. I mean, totally. And that setting? Sesame Street, of course. Bert, Earnie, Cookie Monster, Oscar the Grouch,…
The Persian Rugs Jeeves, put out the good rugs, the Persian rugs, I with to drag my anus across them. Yes, the Monopoly Monocle man's dog held a lot of…
Outliving the Warranty That is what getting older really is, outliving the warranty. I just had a birthday and I can tell you, each year it seems like something or…
Next opponent for Jake Paul Well, it had to happen sooner or later, the next opponent for Jake Paul, he's on the hunt for his next beat down. This will…