I mean real life, really, there was life before video games even existed. We'd build tree houses and underground forts. We'd jump our bikes, even skinny wheeled 10 speeds, and…
Do you drink a lot of alcohol? If so, you know your liver grumbles from time to time. Here, drink in hand, Cary Grants says Shut up liver, you're fine.…
Are you offended? Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs has some thicker skin for you in his basement. He keeps lotion on it too, so it stays nice and…
There are the vital areas, but overall, this is how men shower. Under the arms and the groin get the deep scrub, the hands and the shins, no worries, arms,…
The whole pajamas in public thing has always struck me as weird. The same with shorts, t-shirts, ballcaps and flip flops on flights. It's unsettling. I grew up in a…
Drunk baby happy birthday meme at the table with wine captioned "and you know what this bitch does? After 9 months she evicts me and says Happy Birthday! Does baby…
Because weird rocks Yes, weird is the new normal, because weird rocks, and this with Sponge Bob only reenforces that notion. When you first meet, act proper until you can…
At some point in history, some guy discovered milk. Animal milk, that is. Maybe he, or she, watched babies nursing, then animals nursing and thought, heck, why not? However, then…
Years of Therapy The beginning of years of therapy starts right here. A traumatic event? For sure, being peed on by a dog, being looked at as worthy of being…