Mr. Bean asking, is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm loving it. Funny McDonalds body meme, but usually with that sort of body you'd expect, well, rotund. Mine is from…
Both funny and true - dear black Friday how about a sale on groceries? It's called Black Friday because this is the day when merchants finally make a profit for…
Hey Ya'll got any more of that cornbread? If you got cornbread then I can get cornbread, ya know what I'm saying? I love me some cornbread in the morning…
Got stubborn filth? Scare dirt clean with Terror, now available in floral, citrus, and flop sweat scents! Dirt laughs at Pine Sol, and Mr. Clean is a little too fruity…
It's thick, it's bared, it's ready for you, the homo sausage! Right, so those of you out there with filthy minds, this is a Japanese sausage made with fish. It…
The Colonel's famous bowels at KFC!. Yes, now you too can not only smell the colonel's bowels, you can put them in your mouth! While supplies last! Yum. I'll have…
How the grinch shops: When I try my best to shop for Christmas presents for my family, but then I see something and think, you know who would like that?…