Dear Morning People What’s the Deal?
Seriously, dear morning people, honest question, what the hell is wrong with you? As a night owl, I struggle to understand how morning people can function so well before the…
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Blondes and blonde jokes – Tell them one
Poor blonde, she hears blonde jokes and tries pretends to understand them. She fails. It's like Star Trek's data trying to grasp humor. Never gonna happen. did you know that…
Try to Understand People or Not
Monkey image thinking Just try to understand people, some people, is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end. They'll drag you into the gutter and beat…
Happy Treason Day Ungrateful Colonials
Happy Treason Day! Awfully sporting for a redcoat to offer well wishes, in their own way of course. A lot of people don't fully realize that the founding fathers were…
Freedom Quake 2019 We Will Rebuild
The 4th of July earthquake of 2019 was quite the temblor, causing damage everywhere. Funny quake photo shows the damage! Freedom Quake 2019, we will rebuild! I use this, get…
Mars is Wet – Nasa On The Way
Does Mars have water? Mars: I'm wet. Earth: Nasa on the way. and, like a horned out and blinded by reason teenager, there they go! Sure, water on the 4th…
Murica Fat Stupid Olympics
Funny America fat stupid olympics meme the bald eagle has it right - we get called fat and stupid by other nations but we beat the crap out of them…
4th Of July Freedom America
Funny 4th of July freedom for America meme with a bald eagle says I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my freedom. The bald eagle has spoken! Freedom has a…
4th of July – Metric is Dumb
4th of July - Metric is Dumb 4th of July - Metric is dumb, who should use the metric system? Not us, and here's why! Whose flag is on the…
Nothing Says Happy 4th Of July
Nothing Says Happy 4th of July, I said, nothing says freedom like beer and blowing stuff up. 'Murica. Cookouts, there's that. Tasty barbeque. Oh, tater salad. Flags. Parades. Ok, not…