Gas Prices Creeping Like Biden Creeping Hey, one thing Biden can say about gas prices creeping like Biden, it sure distracts from his penchant for creeping up on little girls,…
When people say eat more seafood When When people tell me to eat more seafood, or any seafood, I try to make pigs, chickens, and cows swim. If God meant…
Grumpy Cat Christmas It's a Grumpy Cat Christmas, with Grumpy Cat singing jingle bells "Dashing through the no. Get of of my way. Weaving to and fro. I haven't got…
Goats Are Like Mushrooms Goats are like mushrooms. If I shoot a duck. I'm scared of toasters. Yep, that's our president. Joe Biden's not running the country, but really, who…
Funny Christmas Dog Funny Christmas Dog represents Santa, and he says You Have Been Naughty. But you knew that already, didn't you? But I'll bet you didn't know that Santa…
Mothers Day Worship Me While yes, I have known mothers like this, the vast majority are not all "It's mothers day worship me!" sorts of folks. On the other hand,…
Mothers Day Good Mother A Mothers Day Good Mother? If you have to ask, maybe not, but if you get the child's name wrong the answer is probably no. Frustrated…
The 2010s Showing 2020s around the workplace 2010s showing 2020s - Just like baby new year being shown around by the outgoing old man time every year, the 2010s were…