How To Sweet Talk A Nerd Instantly
How to sweet talk a nerd, talk QWERTY to them., that's ot, they will be amazed at getting attention and aroused by the dirtiness. In no time they'll be banging.…
America Crossing the Delaware on Christmas
Washington Crossing the Delaware is the image for this funny image. America Crossing It says: America: we will kill you in your sleep on Christmas. Happy Birthday America! I have…
McDonalds Body – I’m Loving It
Mr. Bean asking, is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm loving it. Funny McDonalds body meme, but usually with that sort of body you'd expect, well, rotund. Mine is from…
Got Cornbread? Y’all got any more?
Hey Ya'll got any more of that cornbread? If you got cornbread then I can get cornbread, ya know what I'm saying? I love me some cornbread in the morning…
Morgan Freeman on sarcasm ability
Morgan Freeman with a cigar on sarcasm ability - funny meme says of sarcasm, sarcasm is the ability to insult stupid people without them realizing it. And you know you…
Offended? I have some thicker skin in the basement
Are you offended? Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs has some thicker skin for you in his basement. He keeps lotion on it too, so it stays nice and…
Drunk Baby Happy Birthday
Drunk baby happy birthday meme at the table with wine captioned "and you know what this bitch does? After 9 months she evicts me and says Happy Birthday! Does baby…
Because Weird Rocks New Normal
Because weird rocks Yes, weird is the new normal, because weird rocks, and this with Sponge Bob only reenforces that notion. When you first meet, act proper until you can…
Covid and Stupid – 2 Pandemics in 1
Covid and Stupid We have been fighting two pandemics the last five years, covid and stupid. While covid wanes, stupid seems to be picking up alarming speed. I think the…
I’m Bringing the Turkey and Mashed Potatoes
I told them I was bringing the turkey and mashed potatoes. Technically I did, for the best thanksgiving ever. Wild Turkey, and vodka. The vodka started life as potatoes, a…