How to cook a turkey? Well, personally my method is to drop it in the trash can and order take out. Barring that, like on Thanksgiving, wine helps a lot,…
Well, if you were not convinced that society as we know it is on its last legs, along comes the Twerking Turkey. The pilgrims would feint dead away. The Indians…
At first glace you may think the turkey taco disguise is brilliant, the gobbler just may get away with it. But I can tell you this: every taco on planet…
The redneck wiener cooker (spelled weiner in the caption) is ingenious, you heat the dogs in the coffee carafe and the buns on top of the coffee maker. Sometimes when…
At some point in history, some guy discovered milk. Animal milk, that is. Maybe he, or she, watched babies nursing, then animals nursing and thought, heck, why not? However, then…
Sexy Ribs? Sexy ribs? Sex does sell ribs and pretty much everything else, so why not? Korean BBQ paired with Sex Machine sign seems an odd choice. I'll bypass this…
Guacamole aging It starts out soft, creamy and green, and within minutes the guacamole aging becomes something monstrous. It's puke colored, bumpy and chunky, a substance out of your nightmares…
Black Friday Groceries Forget the televisions and game consoles, give us something more important on sale, food! Black Friday groceries could be a huge winner, propelling the economy, and saving…
Cheap Thanksgiving Dinner Here's how you make due with expensive groceries these days. Have a cookie, hot dog, chips and ketchup as an example of a cheap thanksgiving dinner. Thanks…
I'm Bringing My Signature Thanksgiving Dish Thanksgiving image that says "I'm bringing my signature thanksgiving dish this year - alcohol and rage." We'll, apparently that must be one of my…