Eat More Pizza – Be Harder to Kidnap
Fat People are Harder to Kidnap Eat More Pizza Be safe, be fat, fat people are harder to kidnap, so eat more pizza, and drink beer, and eat cake, and…
Bikini Season vs Taco Truck
Bikini Season vs Taco Truck Bikini season vs Taco Truck, it's just around the corner. Unfortunately, so is the taco truck. Ok, I'm a dude, so taco truck all day…
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Decent Coffee Maker for Every Woman
A Decent Coffee Maker Every woman deserves a decent coffee maker. Shoot, we all do, but this one is made mostly for women, and a few men to I suppose.…
Yall Barbecuing – got any more?
Yall Barbecuing Meme or not, good times. Yall barbecuing? I can totally see myself, and, well, anyone with this look! the thing with grilling and barbequing is that without it…
Eating Healthy – A First World Problem
Eating Healthy - A First World Problem Every time we try to be eating healthy along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for us. Amen, and…
Ah Summer Youth and Ice Pops
I remember these - ah Summer youth - Ice Pops Ice pops, aka otter pops, and many other names were a summer staple, ah summer youth. You simply did not…
That Taco Tuesday Face We All Have
Taco Tuesday Face This is a lot like my taco Tuesday face, this kid gets all into it when they see tacos! I mean let's face it, it's close to…
Taco Tuesday Nap and Margarita
Taco Tuesday Nap and Margarita This sounds good, Taco Tuesday nap has me feeling like I need three tacos, and a margarita. I'm good with just the 3 tacos. And…
It Smells Like Taco Tuesday
It Smells Like Taco Tuesday Tuesday is generally viewed as a throw away day, Monday part 2. It does have redemption, when It Smells Like Taco Tuesday. That is all,…
Hot Dogs Done Extreme and Right
Hot dogs Done Extreme These are hot dogs done extreme! Step 4 is critical, by the way. Can't have any witnesses, or follwing-arounders either. I could eat these every day and…