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Awwww, Valentines Day Patrick is so....thoughtful. Maybe not the sharpest, tool in the shed, and he certainly lack eloquence, but hey, he's a frigging starfish, so yeah. They aren't known for their brains. View the whole gallery at https://laughshop.com/funny-valentines/ So if Patrick...

Gross incompetence, incredible mismanagement, the government of California has made a mess of it. Only you can prevent California messes, turning your state also into a representation of a third world country. Regulate items that keep people safe, ban...

Blonde Brains Zombie Edition Blonds and blonde brains zombie get a lot of flak. did you know blonde with an e denotes a female blond? Now you do. Blonde, brains, and Zombie image says tons. Interactive Cat Toys - Retractable Wand...

Well, apparently he's got that "Sexy and I Gnome It" look. I don't know how gnomes judge such things, but he looks more Amish, and Amish never look sexy. Amazon Associates Link: Born Simple Prepared Meals - Ready to Eat...

Husband caught twerking! Seriously man, you ought not be doing that. Ever. For any reason. I'm surprised she kept you around, but I'm guessing, and mind you, only a guess, that your punishment for weirding off was her publishing...