What if 2025 bites? Well, I can say that the 2020s totally suck no matter what we do. Prices are high, wages are not keeping pace. Inflation out of control.…
This is me thinking about thanksgiving image kayaking through mashed potatoes. Not really, I don't care much for turkey. Dressing, mashed potatoes and gravy, mac and cheese, yes. Amazon Essentials…
Hope. Optimism. The 1950s to 2020s: 1950s: in 70 years we will have flying cars. 2020s: This syrup is racist. They should have just killed our parents in the cradle.…
Redneck Wiener Cooker The redneck wiener cooker (spelled weiner in the caption) is ingenious, you heat the dogs in the coffee carafe and the buns on top of the coffee…
I mean real life, really, there was life before video games even existed. We'd build tree houses and underground forts. We'd jump our bikes, even skinny wheeled 10 speeds, and…
Do you drink a lot of alcohol? If so, you know your liver grumbles from time to time. Here, drink in hand, Cary Grants says Shut up liver, you're fine.…
Are you offended? Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs has some thicker skin for you in his basement. He keeps lotion on it too, so it stays nice and…
There are the vital areas, but overall, this is how men shower. Under the arms and the groin get the deep scrub, the hands and the shins, no worries, arms,…
The whole pajamas in public thing has always struck me as weird. The same with shorts, t-shirts, ballcaps and flip flops on flights. It's unsettling. I grew up in a…
Drunk baby happy birthday meme at the table with wine captioned "and you know what this bitch does? After 9 months she evicts me and says Happy Birthday! Does baby…