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Gazelle Swift – or not so much?

Gazelle swift? Once upon a time. This says, I'm as swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. Run over by a land rover. 8 days ago. Yes, getting…
Expensive Date with Gas Prices

Expensive Date with Gas Prices

With gas prices being what they are, that can add to an expensive date, so when she wants to go somewhere expensive, just go to the gas station! Gone are…
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The Gnoming Dead – Scary!

As if garden gnomes aren't creepy enough, picture an army of them looking like this specimen roaming free eating people. The Gnoming Dead is scary! No, they don't walk, thankfully,…