A can of what? Vulture eggs? Okay, that's not weird or anything. Might be good pickled. Pickled eggs are wonderful, but not sure about these ones. And when you say…
Christmas is easier to spell than the many spelling variants of Hannukah. I'm just writing that one because that's what is on the picture and have no desire to look…
I have rediscovered that I don't like the cold. I knew that, instinctively. But one forgets. Listen winter, we about to have words, and you ain't gone like them. Stay…
No can haz cheezburger here No can haz cheezburger you stupid cat. Beginning in 2007 the lol cats fad started, and part of that is the I Can Has Cheezburger?…
Me on Valentines Day I think a lot of people will be like this, and this is me on Valentines Day giving the middle finger. Maybe this should be, like,…
Old School Fax When someone asks me to fax something over, old school fax? Why don't I just send it over tied to a dinosaur? Stone tablets maybe? Carrier pigeons?…
If the 2020's was a canoe trip If the 2020's was a canoe trip, what movie would they be most like? For sure deliverance. Hillbillies, lawlessness, squeal like a pig,…
Not stuffy there Can't have a funeral without fun. It's not stuffy there! Your beloved so and so passes away, why take them to a stuffy old funeral home when…
Me and Air Conditioning - I Love my AC Me and Air Conditioning - Friends: So what are your plans for today? Me: Air Conditioning. Our ancestors were tougher than…