Valentines day funny patrick the starfish image says i'd love you even if you were so ugly everyone died

Valentines Day Patrick Starfish

Awwww, Valentines Day Patrick is so....thoughtful. Maybe not the sharpest, tool in the shed, and he certainly lack eloquence, but hey, he's a frigging starfish, so yeah. They aren't known…
only you can prevent your state from becoming california image with smoky the bear

Only You Can Prevent California Messes

Gross incompetence, incredible mismanagement, the government of California has made a mess of it. Only you can prevent California messes, turning your state also into a representation of a third…
Sexy and I Gnome It i mage of reclining gnome with that look

I’m Sexy and I Gnome It – right

Well, apparently he's got that "Sexy and I Gnome It" look. I don't know how gnomes judge such things, but he looks more Amish, and Amish never look sexy. Amazon…
husband caught twerking image

Kooky Husband Caught Twerking

Husband caught twerking! Seriously man, you ought not be doing that. Ever. For any reason. I'm surprised she kept you around, but I'm guessing, and mind you, only a guess,…