TMI Santa

TMI Santa Too much information Santa, sheesh. TMI Santa grosses out even the goldfish on the table with his thongs undies. I’m not sure if Santa routinely wears such things, or if he got them by mistake at one of the naughty girls houses. Maybe the wash didn’t get done, so he borrowed a pair of … Read more

Santa Gets Lucky

Santa Gets Lucky Santa gets lucky? you bet he does. Does Mrs. Claus have reason to worry about Santa straying, working hard to keep him sated? you bet she does. Remember, Santa knows where all the naughty girls live. It looks like Santa and Mrs. Claus are working their trusty mining claim once again, Rudolph … Read more

Texting and Driving

Texting and Driving Rudolph crashes while texting and driving. Technically it would be Santa who was texting, as he’s the only one with thumbs, and he was driving. All fun in the cartoon, but texting and driving is a serious problem today. When the word “driving” is used, the only “and” that ought to be … Read more

Scooter Claus

Scooter Claus Santa Scoots, or Scooter Claus. My how things have changed…   Scooter Claus got his name as a child. Growing up at the North Pole, Scooter was a lonely boy with no one but the random and seldom visiting elf to play with. One of his favorite things to do was to imitate … Read more