Redneck Chopper Trike Mower
Now the redneck chopper trike mower is very cool. Never again look like Gump the Geek on your riding mower, slap on your leathers and skull cap helmet, and after you’re done head on down to the local biker bar for some suds.
Because redneck? Well, this means that there simply is no other viable explanation. Example, why are they doing that? I dunno. Because redneck?