If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7 day cruise in the Caribbean. Don’t we all young lady, don’t we all. And no pirate to contend with these days!
As the snowflakes start to fall and the jingles tingle, the age-old question resurfaces: “What do you want for Christmas?” Well, for those struggling to come up with a holiday wish list that doesn’t sound like a grocery shopping request, there’s a new trendsetter in town. One intrepid soul has put out a memo, loud and clear: this year, they’re skipping the socks and scarves and going straight for the big fish—or should we say, big ship.
Imagine the look on Santa’s face as he checks his list (twice) and sees a request not for gadgets or gizmos, but for a tropical voyage. The “Size 7-Day Caribbean Cruise” doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue, but it sure does float the boat of holiday desires.
In a bold move that’ll have the elves scratching their heads, this wishlist writer is thinking outside the (gift) box. Why settle for medium when you can go for the medium-rare adventure of the seas?
It’s a Christmas miracle for the modern age. As the holiday season approaches, let’s put away our ugly sweaters and look to the horizon where the Caribbean sun sets and the cruise ships beckon.
So, as the Christmas lights twinkle, let it be known across all the shopping malls and online stores: some of us have our sights set on a holiday that’s less about material and more about maritime. And remember, when someone tells you they’re a size “7-Day Caribbean Cruise,” don’t question it—just know they’ve got Christmas spirit in spades (or anchors).
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